Flat-iron instructions for dummies

So I got this new flat iron, and I couldn’t help but notice some of the warnings in the instruction booklet are incredibly silly. I mean, if people have to be TOLD not to do these things, then I don’t know what this world is coming to. I couldn’t help myself, I had to take a picture and make fun of these warnings. Now if only we could just let Nature take over. You know, survival of the fittest…