I keep finding grubby little animal-cracker fingerprints EVERYWHERE! Especially the on the tv. It’s driving me crazy because I’ll clean the tv and then walk out of the room. I come back in a couple minutes later and they’re BACK.
Because I know that Nathan isn’t doing this behind my back. I know that he can’t be sucking on his fingers with animal crackers still IN HIS MOUTH. I know that he can’t possibly be mischievous enough to WAIT UNTIL I AM NOT LOOKING since he is fully aware that touching the television is completely off limits. In fact, I know I didn’t just hear him plop a wet palm on the television RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE…….