Seriously? You pulled out in front of me just go to 15 mph under the speed limit? There was no one behind me. Why couldn’t you just wait? You were OBVIOUSLY in no hurry. And then? Then, you decide to make a right-hand turn, which normally would have elicited whoops of joy from me. But …
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My brother and I sometimes have some very interesting text-messaging conversations. The oddest, most random things happen to him, but this guy hardly ever gets embarrassed. He just takes it in stride and tells me about it so I can have a good laugh. This one texting conversation in particular I just had to share, because …
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You guys, I have insomnia. I go through bouts of it…sometimes, I can’t sleep as much as 4 or 5 nights a week. Last night was one of those. I tossed and turned from the time Paul and I went to bed until about 4:30 in the morning, when my flailing jarred Paul from his …
Off of Monsters vs. Aliens! On my porch! (Sadly, this Insectosaurus look-a-like has since passed away from natural causes.)
So supposedly, the temperature around here is supposed to be in the mid to upper ’80’s for the next few days. I hope so. I really, really hope so. I know, I’m totally kvetching over here, but guys! I’m miserable! Don’t get me wrong- I can handle the heat. In fact, I relish relaxing in …
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