Yesterday, I talked about a DRIED, SHRIVELED, GIANT, MAN-EATING SLUG that had attached itself to the bottom of a wine bottle I had left outside. This, my friends, is what that DRIED, SHRIVELED, GIANT, MAN-EATING SLUG was like when it was alive… (Note: Video might not be appropriate for all viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.) …
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So I’ve mentioned before that we live in a pretty rural area. I love it out here; it’s so peaceful and serene and crawling with…. BUGS. EVERYWHERE. And I don’t mean measly ole City Bugs that are your typical beetles and ordinary spiders. I’m talking about giant, creepy, crawly, science-experiment-gone-awry MONSTER BUGS. If I were …
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Nap times can sometimes be a bit of a struggle in this house. When I lay Nathan down in his crib, one of three things happen: He screams indignantly, he flops around like a fish out of water, or he falls peacefully asleep. Falling peacefully asleep is low on his priority list, however. He usually …
1. I have a morbidly vivid imagination, which works quite well for me in my field of work (graphic design.) 2. When I’m anxious, I bite my fingernails and leave pieces laying around for my husband to see, just so he knows how stressed out I am. 3. I randomly broke my foot over a …
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My child is trying to kill me. Ok, not literally, but sometimes it feels like it. So, I’ve mentioned before that he has teeth now… well, he’s now biting me full force during our nursing sessions. He’s like a maniacal Pac Man, only with teeth. He’s gnawing on everything again, including me. Little bitty ice picks teeth have …
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