So today, Nathan cheerfully emptied out an entire brand-new box of Cheerios on the living room floor. I was not happy. In fact, I was the opposite of happy. Because even after vacuuming, I am STILL stepping on those darn things. The frustrating part is that I as soon as I a saw him doing it, …
Oh man. What a weekend. So Friday night, my cat Andrew (who has been having issues with pooping outside the litter box) decided to take a dump in the kitchen. So I come trotting through the kitchen and guess what I did? I STEPPED RIGHT IN IT. With my bare feet. And it squished up through …
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You can always tell when your server is unaccustomed to kids… they seem to be blissfully unaware of the havoc a child can wreak when items are placed within the child’s reach. The other day, the server set my tea down in front of Nathan, so guess who stuck their hand into my drink? I’ll …
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… this time, from my Scrubbing Bubbles shower cleaner. I guess if it wasn’t written on the label, some crazy nut out there would get the bright idea to skip the shower and instead cleanse themselves with these chemicals, then file a lawsuit because because they “didn’t know” it could harm them.
Wow, yesterday was one crazy day. So. Our septic tank got clogged. As in COMPLETELY CLOGGED. As in, we could not use the bathroom, sinks, tub, or wash clothes until we could fix it. My poor husband and his grandfather worked all day long trying to figure out what was causing the problem and how …