Learning to color

So there’s a lot about this New Mommy thing that I don’t know. One of those being that Nathan should know how to use a crayon by now. It never even crossed my mind to let him try until he was at his last well-check at the doctor. I feel so horrible when I find …

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She’s got L’eggs

Last night, my husband was energetically moving his legs around in the bed, which reminded me of a song I once knew energetic legs. After mulling it over for a while, it hit me. Remember that jingle “She’s got legs…sheer energy legs” by L’eggs brand pantyhose back in the ’80’s? Yeah I hated that song. It would …

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Feeding Mama

A couple days ago, I was eating some chocolate-covered chex mix. Nathan toddled over to me so that he could have some, too. I gave him a little bite, and then I held out my hand with some chex mix in my palm so he could feed himself more. And then he did the cutest thing… instead …

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Bag Lady

Yesterday evening, I dyed my hair. And when I dye my hair, I always put a plastic bag over my head to keep the hair dye from getting all over the place. And when I emerged from the bathroom, the Wal-Mart bag on my head crinkled loudly as it settled on my dome. And can you guess what happened …

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