In which Nathan proved to be faster than light
A few days ago, my mom came over to my house for a visit. When I heard her car outside, I opened the front door and stepped out on the porch to greet her. With my hand still on the doorknob (I hadn’t turned the knob to release it), I closed the door. In the …
Boogers everywhere
Yesterday I put Nathan in timeout for chasing the cats. He’s getting over a mild cold, so his nose is a little icky. So while he was in time out, I heard the sound of him blowing his nose (with no tissue, mind you). Then? Then I hear the telltale sound splat! as a snot …