Yesterday, Nathan and I went to get our flu vaccines. While we were at the clinic in the room with the nurse filling out paperwork, Nathan started telling her all about… my womb. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, my womb was up for discussion. See, when I was pregnant with John, Nathan was very …
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Nathan: Mom, how old are you? Me: I’m 32. Nathan: Thirty two years new? Me: Yes. That’s exactly right. Nathan: So are your bones old or new? Me: My bones are medium. Nathan: …
Nathan: (said to my pregnant belly) Okay baby brother, you can come out now!! We’re waiting for you! (Pause) It’s not working, Mommy…
We are finally starting to feel a little relief around here from the cold we all caught. Paul’s pretty much fine now, but Nathan and I still have some lingering symptoms. Nathan’s is a snotty nose jammed full of a disgusting amount thick, sticky boogers that coat and then flake off his nostrils. Mine is …
So today, I was straightening my hair and Nathan bounced into the bathroom and asked me what I was doing. “Fixing my hair,” I replied. He furrowed his eyebrows and looked quizzically at my hair. “Is your hair broken?” he asked. I may have chuckled at the realization that I can sometimes be quite Southern. …
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