The Results of Applesauce Consumption

Gross. Applesauce Poop is seriously, egregiously, incomprehensibly gross.  It is worse than Breastmilk Poop. It is worse than Soy Formula Poop. It is worse than Nuclear Fallout Radiation Poop. Applesauce Poop is the most horrendous poop of all. I thought Nathan had the King of All Poops (the poop that rivaled all other poops in the galaxy… unaware …

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The King of All Poops

The inevitable happened today. Don’t get me wrong, Nathan has had some bowel movements to be reckoned with, but this one… ah, this one required some ninja skills, a light saber, and a never-been-used gas mask to clean up. Only my ninja skills disappeared along with my once flat belly, my light saber never existed, …

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