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Death of the Good-Day Unicorns
Oct 9th
I’m a nice, easy-going type of person. I respect other people as long as they treat me respectfully in return. I don’t yell at phone solicitors or get into arguments with a company’s employees when things don’t go my way. I always try to be polite and cordial to people I come into contact with.
Today, all of that changed.
I went to a fast-food restaurant this morning for breakfast. Yes, I know, I should be dieting so I don’t rip any more of my pants, but today I forsook that diet so I could have a mouth-watering, calorie-infested but oh-so-delicious breakfast. I was in a fantastic mood… Nathan fed well and was wonderfully happy. My husband was working from home. The weather was mild and lovely. It was all butterflies and unicorns around here. You get the picture.
So I get to this fast food restaurant and order our breakfast… one for my husband and one for me. Everything went smoothly. The guy at the window, however, was in a blatantly bad mood. I smiled politely but he merely scowled in return. Ok, that’s fine… I understand (totally understand) what it’s like to be in a bad mood while you’re working. So I take my meal and smiled in the hopes that smiling really is contagious. (Paul later told me that this guy has been working at this particular restaurant for a while, and he never smiles.) I drive a couple feet up from the window and check my bag. I was missing one of my orders. No big deal, though. It happens all the time. So I put my car in reverse and backed up to the partially opened window. And I waited.
And waited.
And waited.
The day that was once filled with butterflies and unicorns was now only filled with butterflies. The good-day unicorns all died when my mood started to turn sour. It’s not that I had to wait that soured my mood- it’s that I was being blatantly ignored. Every single one of the workers that were in my eyesight looked over at the window when they saw me back up my car. At first I thought they were just busy and would get to me as soon as they could. But I continued to wait and none of them looked over a second time. Not one.
And I still waited.
Finally, one of the workers sauntered over to the window. She looked right at me, so I smiled. However, instead of asking me if I needed help (which was fairly obvious considering I put my car in reverse and backed up to the window), she started restocking the cups at the drink machine. I even yelled hello? at the window since it was open.
I was being brazenly and unabashedly ignored, and that pissed me off. Royally, profoundly pissed me off. Me, who doesn’t yell at phone solicitors or get into arguments with a company’s employees when things don’t go my way. So I became furious and honked laid on my horn until every body in the kitchen stopped what they were doing and looked my way.
Finally. I got some attention.
The guy who initially handed me my order slowly sauntered to the window. I explained that my order was missing an item, and he turned around, grabbed the item out from under the warmer, and handed it to me. How easy was that? Seriously.
I was still pretty irate when I finally arrived back home. I was hungry, my blood was still boiling, and our food had started to cool down. And then I saw this little guy with smile on his face, and I couldn’t be mad any longer.

The unicorns all came back to life and my sour mood was lifted for the day. But I will probably not be going to that particular restaurant for a while.
Is Your Baby’s Poop Normal?
Oct 8th
Is your baby’s poop normal? A guide to your baby’s poop, including pictures of what’s normal and what’s not.
Lions and Tigers and… Slugs!?!? Part 2
Sep 18th
Yesterday, I talked about a DRIED, SHRIVELED, GIANT, MAN-EATING SLUG that had attached itself to the bottom of a wine bottle I had left outside. This, my friends, is what that DRIED, SHRIVELED, GIANT, MAN-EATING SLUG was like when it was alive…
(Note: Video might not be appropriate for all viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvS3ZXZRSsk
I actually saw this movie on accident when I was a kid. I was flipping through the channels while home alone one day when I came across a benign scene that piqued my interest. So once I encountered said mildly entertaining scene (I don’t remember which one exactly but it must have been something comical,) it was like watching a train wreck; I couldn’t turn the channel. Horrified, terrified, and disturbingly fascinated at the same time, I watched as an army of killer slugs invaded a town, leaving a slew of mangled, bloody, dead bodies in its slimy wake.
Seeing that crispified, shriveled, mollusk on the bottom of my wine bottle brought back some memories.
Lions and Tigers and… Slugs!?!?
Sep 17th
So I’ve mentioned before that we live in a pretty rural area. I love it out here; it’s so peaceful and serene and crawling with…. BUGS. EVERYWHERE. And I don’t mean measly ole City Bugs that are your typical beetles and ordinary spiders. I’m talking about giant, creepy, crawly, science-experiment-gone-awry MONSTER BUGS. If I were to gather the inner-strength to venture out into the woods, I would encounter numerous species that have yet to be discovered.
So with that being said, just the other day, I had a dear friend of mine over for company. She brought some wine as a gift, so we sat outside and sipped our wine and enjoyed the weather as afternoon turned into evening. When we came in to eat a marvelous dinner of Italian Pasta (cooked by my amazing husband), I left the wine bottle outside on the porch since the bottle had started to sweat.
Later that evening, once the sun had tucked itself into bed behind the twinkling stars, I grabbed the lonely bottle of wine and brought it in, setting it on the kitchen counter to be dealt with later. The next morning, I picked up the bottle and rinsed it out (since we recycle) and noticed what I thought was a dried leaf stuck to the bottom. I tried to pick it off, but it was pretty much glued on. Upon closer examination, I realized it was not a dried leaf. No, it was something much more sinister… it was A DRIED, SHRIVELED, GIANT, MAN-EATING SLUG and it was attached securely to the concave bottom of the bottle!
GROSS!
Did I mention it was GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!?!?!
I shrieked in horror because although slugs themselves are not horrifying, DRIED, SHRIVELED, GIANT, MAN-EATING SLUGS stuck to the bottom of wine bottles ARE! I took some slug-remover, a.k.a. industrial strength paper towels, and gingerly pried the crusty mollusk off the bottom of the bottle and tossed it unceremoniously into the trash.
GROSS! GROSS! GROSS!
I doubt I will ever be able to look at the bottom of a wine bottle the same again…
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