Comments on: Master of Mega Poops http://nathanrising.com/2009/11/master-of-mega-poops/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=master-of-mega-poops life with a new baby Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:15:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jen http://nathanrising.com/2009/11/master-of-mega-poops/comment-page-1/#comment-187 Jen Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:51:49 +0000 http://nathanrising.com/?p=1227#comment-187 <a href="#comment-184" rel="nofollow"> <strong><em>Falling:</em></strong> </a> Oh wow, the Exclusively Breastfed Poop. BEEN THERE! I can't even tell you how many times Paul and I were pooped on while we were changing a diaper from the LAST poop! In those days, Nathan was a total Pooping Machine. It was never-ending. Multiple times a day. Explosive poops! We could have packaged those poops and used them as a weapon, that's how dangerous they were!
Falling:

Oh wow, the Exclusively Breastfed Poop. BEEN THERE! I can’t even tell you how many times Paul and I were pooped on while we were changing a diaper from the LAST poop! In those days, Nathan was a total Pooping Machine. It was never-ending. Multiple times a day. Explosive poops! We could have packaged those poops and used them as a weapon, that’s how dangerous they were!

]]> By: Jen http://nathanrising.com/2009/11/master-of-mega-poops/comment-page-1/#comment-186 Jen Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:47:41 +0000 http://nathanrising.com/?p=1227#comment-186 <a href="#comment-182" rel="nofollow"> <strong><em>submom:</em></strong> </a> Volcano ass!! I KNOW THAT ONE! There was this one time Nathan stayed with Paul's mom and he had a Poop Explosion... Remember those playdough factories that used to be around back in the '80's? (I'm not sure if they still make them.) You'd put a chunk of playdough in it, pull a lever, and long logs of playdough would endlessly gush out. That's what she said Nathan's poop was like... A playdough factory!
submom:

Volcano ass!! I KNOW THAT ONE! There was this one time Nathan stayed with Paul’s mom and he had a Poop Explosion… Remember those playdough factories that used to be around back in the ’80′s? (I’m not sure if they still make them.) You’d put a chunk of playdough in it, pull a lever, and long logs of playdough would endlessly gush out. That’s what she said Nathan’s poop was like… A playdough factory!

]]> By: Jen http://nathanrising.com/2009/11/master-of-mega-poops/comment-page-1/#comment-185 Jen Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:44:42 +0000 http://nathanrising.com/?p=1227#comment-185 <a href="#comment-179" rel="nofollow"> <strong><em>Mocha Dad:</em></strong> </a> I am already anticipating Nathan's potty training so much that I'm practically drooling. Unfortunately, I've heard boys are hard to train... I hope that's not the case because I'm afraid if I keep being subjected to Mega Poopage, I just might turn into a big ball of poop myself!
Mocha Dad:

I am already anticipating Nathan’s potty training so much that I’m practically drooling. Unfortunately, I’ve heard boys are hard to train… I hope that’s not the case because I’m afraid if I keep being subjected to Mega Poopage, I just might turn into a big ball of poop myself!

]]> By: Falling http://nathanrising.com/2009/11/master-of-mega-poops/comment-page-1/#comment-184 Falling Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:27:37 +0000 http://nathanrising.com/?p=1227#comment-184 Oh, Jen, I'm not laughing at you. Well, OK, I am. But it's the laugh of one who has been there...well, not quite there (chunks! in the legs!!). My friend had an awful story about trying to leave the house and her daughter (only on breastmilk at the time) kept pooping while being changed. She described the scene: "So there I am, with only my bra on, because she'd pooped on my shirt. She's on the bathmat, because now the changing table is covered in poop, and when I go to get yet ANOTHER diaper on her, I see more poop in a puddle underneath her! Just pooling...pooling..." I laughed at her, too, and then the next week had my own pooling poop episode. So maybe tonight will be my poopy comeuppance. Chunks!!! .-= Falling´s last blog ..<a href="http://skyisfallingblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/this-is-not-tonights-post.html" rel="nofollow">This Is Not Tonight's Post</a> =-. Oh, Jen, I’m not laughing at you.

Well, OK, I am. But it’s the laugh of one who has been there…well, not quite there (chunks! in the legs!!). My friend had an awful story about trying to leave the house and her daughter (only on breastmilk at the time) kept pooping while being changed. She described the scene: “So there I am, with only my bra on, because she’d pooped on my shirt. She’s on the bathmat, because now the changing table is covered in poop, and when I go to get yet ANOTHER diaper on her, I see more poop in a puddle underneath her! Just pooling…pooling…” I laughed at her, too, and then the next week had my own pooling poop episode. So maybe tonight will be my poopy comeuppance.

Chunks!!!
.-= Falling´s last blog ..This Is Not Tonight’s Post =-.

]]> By: submom http://nathanrising.com/2009/11/master-of-mega-poops/comment-page-1/#comment-182 submom Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:53:50 +0000 http://nathanrising.com/?p=1227#comment-182 "Where does Nathan store all this? Does it pile up inside his little body all the way up to his head?" I am sorry to have laughed so hard at your worst nightmare. LOL. Good for you to have such a great sense of humor to deal with this. After all this, is there anything that will ever gross you out? ;-) Mine had what we called "Volcano Ass"... .-= submom´s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheAbsenceOfAlternatives/~3/JsWzK6cBJbI/non-sequitursocial-networking.html" rel="nofollow">Social Networking</a> =-. “Where does Nathan store all this? Does it pile up inside his little body all the way up to his head?” I am sorry to have laughed so hard at your worst nightmare. LOL. Good for you to have such a great sense of humor to deal with this. After all this, is there anything that will ever gross you out? ;-) Mine had what we called “Volcano Ass”…
.-= submom´s last blog ..Social Networking =-.

]]> By: Mocha Dad http://nathanrising.com/2009/11/master-of-mega-poops/comment-page-1/#comment-179 Mocha Dad Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:17:21 +0000 http://nathanrising.com/?p=1227#comment-179 It's amazing that such a small thing can produce so much poop. We only have one more child to potty train. After that, they will be responsible for cleaning their own poop. .-= Mocha Dad´s last blog ..<a href="http://www.mochadad.com/2009/11/17/the-promise-of-a-father/" rel="nofollow">The Promise of a Father</a> =-. It’s amazing that such a small thing can produce so much poop. We only have one more child to potty train. After that, they will be responsible for cleaning their own poop.
.-= Mocha Dad´s last blog ..The Promise of a Father =-.

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